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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Michael Banks- Guntersville, Alabama

Posted by John Beard at 12:33 PM

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John Beard: (Ignore my writing.It is not to be taken literally. That is apparent through all of the grammatical errors.) My best writing comes between the hours of 1 AM and 5 AM, but unfortunately I am usually drunk by 1 AM and asleep until noon. To expect anything I write to be anywhere near a coherent thought, might get you arrested. If you are looking for a restaurant to eat at the next time you are in Nashville, Tennessee...look elsewhere. I love BBQ, but I am more likely to write about the people making it than how good of a restaurant it is. Furthermore, let me iterate what I said, if you want to know if the ACME oyster house in New Orleans is any good or if the food in Afghanistan is tasty, watch Adam Lambert on Man Vs. Food or Anthony Bordain's NOOOOO RESERVATIONS!!!

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