a car
not a truck
in the trunk
I wasn't dead
I wasn't alive
I was dancing,
They found a hammer in that ol' trunk
a masons hammer
not a ball peen
rubber mallet
but a brick hammer
They put me on the show CSI
Alabama
not New York
Las Vegas
or Miami
Doug Heffernan played me
His southern accent was pretty shitty
not good
not bad
just shitty
They should have used Morgan Freeman,
or a fat Jackie Gleason.
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